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I used to think that the president was the one who did all the voice-overs on tv.

The other day I jokingly told my dad that boys were blowin’ up my phone and he became very concerned.

I’m done with one paper! So now I have to study for my exam which is on Thursday and prepare to write another paper that’s due Friday. Plus tomorrow I have to go to the doctor and volunteer and go to an ASB meeting. AND I’M SICK.

And then silly me decided to take this temp job without realizing that I have to work double shifts. So on Saturday I will be working from 8am-10pm, then Sunday 8am-6:30pm. I don’t think it’ll be hard work, and I’ll get overtime, but I feel like I’m just gonna be exhausted.

AND Lauren aka missionfigs is in town and I haven’t gotten to see her yet and I miss her I LOVE YOU LAUREN I’M SORRY I HAVEN’T HUNG OUT WITH YOU YET

But at least that paper is done.

Olivia will enjoy this.

Olivia will enjoy this.

I’m in love with every single one of these people. What am I gonna do without (most of) them next year???

I’m in love with every single one of these people. What am I gonna do without (most of) them next year???

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beccaisaweiner:

Badass badass badass.

My mom is the cutest and if you disagree then you’re wrong.

Here are just a few examples of the kinds of text messages I receive from her on a daily basis:

“I ate so much that now I’m gonna blow up!”

“Somebody just pooped in the litter box and is doing a victory lap!”

“What if the back up singers on americanidol are better than the contestant?”

“Me and dad are gonna get up at 6am and go for a run/jog. Hahahahaha”

“Dad said he heard that there are flash drives now that look like tampons - less likely to be stolen. Just FYI”

“Sometimes at work I play with rocks” (accompanied by a picture of a rock on top of a pad of paper)

I love this woman.

I really really miss dancing — it’s been 7 years since I’ve been in any classes. I want to take ballet this summer!

I really really miss dancing — it’s been 7 years since I’ve been in any classes. I want to take ballet this summer!

Studying right now would be so much better if I were in a bathtub.

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strangelywonderfull:

Wearing this today! I feel so nice in it :3

I want this dress!

Cute dress, cute person.

syllablesongs:

strangelywonderfull:

Wearing this today! I feel so nice in it :3

I want this dress!

Cute dress, cute person.